LogicalNot

Hey everybody,

I thought I would share this with you:

http://www.macminute.com/cgi-bin/wwwthreads/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=lounge&Number=385116&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1#Post385116

IF you haven't yet heard about the Manitoba Greyhound Bus incident than you should go take a read. Its truely disturbing. I shared this with you so you could read the moronic american attitude towards things of this nature. You can tell when one of the canadian responders tries to lighten the mood by making a funny comment.

LogicalNot

Sonys got balls -- well... they have something. It sure as hell isn't balls though. If anything the only thing Sony has is a unfilled need for some basic intelligence.

 

Sony in all their thick headed moments decided it that their 2.4 firmware release somehow out does the 360's firmware. The funny thing about this is that they think scrolling is better than the way the 360 presents content. Now if anybody reading this is a software developer they know that the number one rule about designing web pages is "people hate to scroll". Good job Sony. You've proven to us all just how big of a tool your organization really is.



Aside from that the much appraised trophy system in the new sony firmware is spotty. Meaning, that there are games which don't even offer trophies. i l0l'd. Go Sony. So the one good thing you thought you had is now sub-sub-par of an achievement. Yes... ACHIEVEMENT!. Many of you will recognize that word as it is the word used by the 360's ACHIEVEMENT system which is.. GOOD! Now Sony, I hope this is clear by now but with your heads so far up your own asses I'm not sure you picked up on that so I'll reitterate: your trophy system ripped off the 360 achievement system and your system is shittier.

The funniest thing about this is when I read about them it was in my google reader. Sony bragging about their new firmware first then the next item in my reader was that alot of games are chooseing not to support trophies.



I've read quite a bit about Sony's bullshit and man they are getting on my nerves. But Sony is only half as bad, if that, compared to their annoying ass fanboys.

Let me tell everybody very explicitly that I was a faithful Sony player for most of my life, in fact I still own a PSP (The only good thing to ever come out of Sony's gaming department), but when the XBOX was released it was clear that Sony was producing an inferior product and that reverberated into the nex-gen systems (360, PS3) as many of Sony's best selling titles have moved over to the XBOX platform. And if your a gamer you won't care which system is stronger so long as it has the best games.

So Sony fans, smarten up. Get off your stupid shit and buy a 360.


Ps. MGS4 sucked balls. What a let down eh? Just when you thought you guys had something. Sigh. Poor fanboys. 

 

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I found this little doozy today. Probably the coolest concept ever. Check out the video.

 

 

I noticed a number of other cool looking phones but this was by far the most interesting. I wonder how long into the future we'll have to wait before we start seeing products like these line the shelves of our local radioshack.

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FIREFOX 3 FUCKING

 

 
PWNS!!!

LogicalNot

I bring to you today... awesomeness. And my future vehichle.

Just wanted to share that with you guys I cried as I watched this dreaming of all the amazing things I could do in it. But I'll be sure to write again soon. Take care d00dz.

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ITS BEGUN! You know that horrible feeling inside you that rots you from the inside out. The feeling you get when a platoon of Chaos Demons is steadily approaching your army of pussy ass tomb kings or ogres. The feeling when your on the stern of a ship as it breaks in half and sinks. The feeling you get when you see Rambo rip a mans asophogus out. The feeling you get when you fall in love. The feeling you get when the next Call of Duty has been announced and you sit waiting for it to be released. Yeah that feeling.

The new Call of Duty, although not officially announced has had words about it from the publisher. The game will be entitled World at War. Which is pinning up the usual forces up against Imperial Japan this time. The developers said they are aiming to introduce the players to a darker corner of the WWII story. And yes, you hear me right -- WWII. That means our time is up for the advanced warfare thing...for now (hopefully).

Activision has assigned Treyarch to develop the game. Word has it you can burn down buildings and bushes etc with your new flamethrower (yes the game has a flamethrower in it). The game is also said to introduce a number of new multiplayer perks, including many of the ones from previous games like COD4 but a new lineup of perks that are more suited to the time period.  The single player campaign introduces COD players to the ability of commanding your troops as you play.

After reading about this, all I can say is that I poop'd a bit out of excitement. The game sounds wicked but now its up to Treyarch to make it pwn as hard, or hopefully harder, than COD4 did.

You guys can count on me to keep you up to date on this pwn-awesom-age story as it develops.

 

Take care d00ds. Now go train for COD5!!! 

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Well I suppose I am obligated to write now. Thanks Storm!  Lulz. NPD00DZ.

So yeah like Storm said Toronto like pwned and stuff. There were a few locations I regret not hitting but I think the excessive amounts of Thai food and Mandarin (during crab fest I might add) made up for it. There is a small breakfast diner in Toronto on College street just east of Bathurst called Maggy's. Basically this restaurant is the shit. Eventhough some of you might be like "oh maggy's thats where Jeremy from purepwnage goes you copy-cat" I don't really care. Because Jeremy did put the idea in our head but eating unveiled the truth about Toronto breakfast diners. That truth being, if it has a sign and is easy to find, its not worth your time. And I will live by that from now on. Wanna know what Maggy's sign is? It's a printed off 8.5x11" piece of paper in a page protector taped with pasking tape to their window. Thats class ladies and gentlemen.

But aside from the lack of awesome breakfast food I regret not baptizing Storm into the glory that is strippers. You see we had talked about it a bit, then forgot about it, then talked about it some more, then forgot, then my girlfriend urged me to take him (cool eh), and then we were gonna go and stuff, and then we drained our bank accounts on thai food. Which you might all think is ridiculous. But I have never been so satisfied in my life than the day we had Thai food three times. And those weren't even out meals!

So we didn't go.

So...

We'll go another time.

I don't really have alot of stories to share. The weekend, as Stormtruper said, consisted of alot of food and beer and video games. And it doesn't get much better than that my friends. If by chance we could talk a stripper into stripping next to the TV while we gamed then perhaps it might be slightly better. But in all honesty that doesn't even really affect the awesome that this weekend was too much.

When it comes down to it, a guy can't ask for much more. We pwned the droid army. We drank a 24. We ate as much cultural food as we could. AND we got some more pieces for our armies.  Which make me kind of sad because Stormtruper is all delusional thinking he can beat my daemons now. Just be delicate with him guys, its not his fault my daemons are unstoppable.

 

Ps. If anybody wants to see the one picture I did take this weekend leave it in the comments. K THX BAI.

 

Flaming torches bearing nothing but poo,

LogicalNot 

LogicalNot

So it appears two of our writers are taking an extended vacation for a month since they last wrote. Which really puts the pressure on those of us who do write to make more posts, more frequently and more awesome. Well I can't promise awesome but I certainly will try to write more until the other two get back in the boat.

If you've been paying attention you know I've gotten into the Warhammer realm recently and finally played my first matches yesterday. It went well. I mean my demon army kept the game running into the last round despite the fact that we lost. Mind you alot of attacks were focussed on imthinking's Ogre army to avoid them coming into base-contact with the opposing armies: lizardmen and high elves. Which if your a warhammer gamer, you can imagine would be pretty shitty if your on a team army where all your units rely on brute force in base-contact battle. Basically it took half the game of watching our guys get picked off by their magic before we could get close enough to charge. Sigh. It was hard to watch. It certainly made me realize I need some ranged, faster, and magic units in my army. Which is what I'm doing today because an all Khorne army, although superiorly strong, can't cut it strategically.

My second game in warhammer I won, in a massacre of all things! I played against Storm's Orc army in a hand to hand skirmish match for 1000 point armies. I got lucky a few times. His troops failed animosity testing twice so they couldn't do anything for two rounds. And my army is just ridiculous for hand to hand. So my respect goes out to storm for giving me that opportunity. I know if he had it any other way than a "training match" he'd have some ranged weapons and would have hurt me bad before I could even get close to him.

Other than that, the lil girl is gone to Vietnam for a month. Life will be hard without her.

I'm not sure if any of the others have filled you all in about the COD4 tourney we were supposed to take part in. But basically some d00d was hosting a COD4 tourney and he invited Rapidfire who in turn invited his clan: the WAFN boys. So we were all stoked up ont his tourney and were going to start training and stuff when hosting-d00d decided to be a t00l. T00l decided to postpone the tourney until October to accomodate the release of the upcomming GOW2 game. Which all fine and all except the fact that now WAFN cannot partake in pwning a bunch of bitch-ass n00bs up North because we'll all be down south at school again at that point. 

News.. news... news.... hmm nothing else to tell. To be honest I've been pretty lazy with the site myself. I haven't kept up with the news or anything. So really I'm bringing you everything I vowed I wouldn't at the beginning of this project: a mass of personal bullshit that nobody cares about. Sorry d00dz.

I'm done for now, I'll see you all in hell.

 

LogicalCock 

 

LogicalNot

Chaos got me. I suppose it was only a matter of time before I started playing. Warhammer that is. I've chosen -- Chaos Demons are mine and so will be your soul. With all the coolest people in the world playing this game how could I resist... RapidFire. I've got my army built up pretty good to start. Just a thousand point army within two days so I think thats pretty decent. I've got 4 platoons of bloodletters, a skulltaker mounted on a juggernaught, and a herald of doom. Which pretty much fills up my Khorne needs... onto Slaneesh. I'll be posting some pics for you guys of the army once they are finished. Sigh it might be awhile. I have exactly 39 units to paint and a juggernaught. OMFG.

Ps.

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As interesting as my life has been it hasn't ceased to throw me curveballs every once in a while. I haven't written a post in awhile but I’d like to throw something quick up that I found to be a rather comical event in my life that took place not so long ago.

It all started with my cousin’s 50th birthday party. His family decided to host, for him, a star trek themed party which would take place at a hall we have here in my hometown.

Aside from the fact that I had no costume, I had plans for the evening of the party so I wasn't so lucky as to attend this geektacular occasion. But I was obligated by default as the dd for my parents who were attending the party. Who, might I add, had some pretty hilarious costumes themselves.

Now I am not the biggest star trek fan in fact the show nearly ruined my childhood it seemed so boring then. But I did watch the older series with Spock and the gang just to acquaint myself with the story a bit and in turn published a rather lengthy article about Spock being of some divine nature.

So I was hanging with the WAFN crew while my parents attended this party. And suddenly my cell phone ran out of batteries. So my time was up. I had to go home and sit by the phone to wait for their call. My girlfriend decided I should bring her home before I go so I did and in the end decided to just go to the star trek party despite my costumelessness. I figured that if I were there it would be a hell of alot more interesting than sitting at home by the phone waiting. I was right.

I showed up, I had been to this hall before for a wedding so I proceeded inside, not recognizing anybody smoking at the door so avoiding any searching looks. I went up the stairs into the party and coincidentally seen two men my parents are friends with. They waved. I waved back and walked over to have a seat at their table. I sat down and had a nice chat with them before topics ran out and the question popped into my mind -- "hey do you guys know where my parents are?” An awkward look to each other then back at me as if rehearsed proceeded. "They’re not up here" with a long languishing almost creepy tone to it, the one responded.

-"the star trek party is down stairs" he said.

-"oh really?!" I responded amazed. "I didn't realize they were hosting two parties here tonight."

Roars of laughter exploded from the two men; laughter that I just laughed along with not quite understanding about what was so funny.

So I made my leave and headed downstairs to catch the wrap up of the star trek party where I told my mom and family all about seeing the two men upstairs and how I sat down and had a nice chat with them etc.

More roars of explosive laughter. Almost frightening from a large group of drunk people never mind the embarrassing aspect of it.

-"you were at a gay party!" my own mother exclaimed.

-"how'd you like it!?" another voice questioned from the crowd.

I receded into the shadows not ashamed just horribly afraid of the drunken trekkies.

Leaving the building I took that search look around the people outside the door. Guys with boobs and girls with hairy legs. It seems it wasn't only the gay people partying here but the cross-gendered as well.

It turns out the cover charge was 5 dollars at the door for the gay party. I waltzed right in without being stopped. I guess someone liked me.

I learned something that night. That gay people are not as frightening as trekkies. How that is useful in my life I will never know. But it was interesting -- that's for sure.

Take care everybody.