Hey guys, I would like to start off saying that Sony fanboys are idiots, I would put up with their nonsense if half of the shit they said was true...but it isn't...

Follow this link, and read the report...then call all your Sony fanboy friends and tell them to suck on an xbox360 shaped lemon. Remember to read some of the comments at the bottom of the story, because oddly enough (here are Sony fanboys for you) they talk about how much 360 sucks and how they traded in the 360s for PS3s....Did they read the article or just the title??? Idiots.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6195131.html?action=convert&om_clk=latestnews&tag=latestnews;title;0

 All they ever babble on about is the "good ol days" when it was just them and Nintendo and they didn't really need to do well because Nintendo has never really been, nor tried to be, a graphics power house, and Nintendo got the games for Younger audiences while Sony took the more mature audience as well. Then one-day shit hit the fan for Sony and Microsoft released the Xbox, a system that was more powerful, more financially free, and could compete in the gaming market for the mature audience. Then the PS2 had o put up with years of being spanked. Then the 360 was released and shortly after the PS3, now Sony had something that was suppose to be on the same level of play. Except that in Sony's reckless abandon to climb back on top of console gamming, they made wild promises about games and technology. Some of it was untrue, some of it still was true but left out important details. In the end you get the above article...Sony net revenues dropping.

 You know why people are buying PS3s, because they are cheap blue ray players. I bet that half the people who own a PS3 aren’t even gamers! Then the die-hard fanboys come out saying that they have a bunch of good games...They don't. The ones they do have are multi-platform and perform better on a 360. This has been proven in a side-by-side comparison on various websites. Sony has one good exclusive game which is MGS4, 360 has bought their other titles and it won't be long before they buy that as well. In comparison the 360 has more exclusive titles included blockbusters like the Halo series, Gears of War, Fable, Too Human, Mass Effect and more. I will concede hat under the hood the PS3 has the capabilities to produce better looking and smoother running games than the 360. BUT it doesn’t happen because it is both more difficult and more expensive for developers to program to Sony's system needs.

Anyways, I had to get that off my chest, until next time!

So I thought I would make a quick post about upcoming games to keep an eye out for, and if you have yet to hear of them all the better for you.

 Obviously there is Dawn of War 2 as rapidfire pointed out and COD5 as Logicalnot pointed out, but what else

 October of this year we have a nex-gen GHOSTBUSTERS game YEAAAA, with all the original actors back to do the voice work and the story being written by Dan Akroyd and Harald Ramis so it should be promising

 Starcraft II is a no brainer, I mean come on, if you don;t know about this one...get off my site

Alone in the Dark wil actually be released this month and promises to be a very innovating game in terms of story and graphics...two eyes on the sky

Left for Dead, here is one by our friends at Steam, creators of such games as Half Life and Counter Strike, so this will be Couter Strike meets Zombies

Star Wars: Force Unleashed is gonna to be SWEEEEEET

So I just finished reading an article about some reactions o the long ever rising prices of oil. Now it was the usual jargon with some pleasant new insights, now that people are actually complaining, but what caught my eye was that in India, China and the Middle East, gas prices in fact do not and have not risen lately. Wow WTF, I mean I'm not saying that many of the people there have the same luxuries as we do, but some do live better than us BECAUSE of oil, and this is the kicker: On last Wednesday India did boost its gas prices, CTV.ca says that "Consumers reacted by blocking rail tracks and roads, and shutting down businesses". Now that’s a big WAFN for India, like jeezuz christ, if countries like Canada, Britain, or the USA shut down like that because being angered by rising gas prices then there would be a great many problems wouldn’t there. In fact it might actually fixed a few. It may even be more likely that some fantastic story is made up and we create a war in order to control more oil...oh wait...

Well who can remember back to the re-release of the original Star Wars trilogy when Mr. Lucas and the gang added the extended ending? As the second Death Star exploded into tiny little pieces along with the Emperor the galaxy rejoiced cutting to scenes of Naboo, Tatooine, Endor, ect... Well now that you have that scene in mind, the Internet gaming community is essentially doing the same with the news that the most likely insane lawyer Jack Thompson has been brought up by the Florida BAR for an "enhanced disbarment". What this means is an inability to practice law in Florida for 10 years. Now that’s a great big what what in the butt for him.

After years of terrorizing the gamming community, the music genre of hip hop, as well as abusing the law and harassing other lawyers and judges alike Jacky boy is getting his comeuppance, and oh justice is sweet. How long has he been blaming school shootings, various crimes, bullying and general public malcontent to video games. Seeing how his accusation where ridiculous and had no legs to stand it, even he must have seen this coming. If you ever practice respectable law in the future here are some things to keep in mind JT:

1. The few do not define the many; some call this racism, ignorance, or prejudice

2. The market and the almighty dollar are protected by more than anyone could ever overcome

3. Fact can not be fabricated

4. Judges are more important than you

5. The law is not a toy for your personal amusement nor a backscratcher to reach your every itch

So just when you think the U.S. is getting a little smarter they go and do something stupid AND ignorant. I'm referring to two little pieces of recent news here. First off I had to applaud GM for the press statement they made in reference to the future of their business and do their best to "go green". Don't get me wrong here I am not one of those fanatical save the world people, frankly I don't care, I'll start caring when it becomes my problem or the government makes real changes, if its too late by that point then that sucks but that’s the way I am. But GM has said they will be fitting their new vehicles with a new engine that will up fuel efficiency (to everyone’s cries of joy what with gas prices) and reduce the production of SUVs in total. The Hummer line of vehicles may be gotten rid of entirely. Now one could also argue that this is not solely in the mindset of helping the environment. GM is also trying to save their own ass since their failure in their car line up 10 years ago led to a quick fix of supped up SUVs, now with that line of vehicles spiraling ever downwards due to save the earth mentalities and rising gas prices, GM has nothing as of now to fall back on. In fact they are closing some of their plants down this year and in the year to come.

The second piece of news I refer to is the nonsense with Dunkin Doughnuts and Rachel Ray. The former had a commercial featuring the latter wearing a white and black scarf. The commercial came under fire with allegations of supporting or enticing extreme Islamic terrorism...because of the scarf’s resemblance to a kaffiyeh, which is a traditional Arab headdress. Yes this is no joke. The ad was pulled when comments came in from every day Joe bigots as well as conservative commentator Michelle Malkin. Holy shit...like really people lets look at some of the things wrong about this. First off, they are lumping terrorists in the same package as your run of the mill Arab or Islamic worshipper. Secondly, this was clearly not the intent; third, if the Republican Party was looking to give the American people a few more reasons not to take them seriously they have succeeded with flying colors. Its this kind of things that let you know that you can be stupid and still get a well paying job, and if you see this as being as ridiculous as it is, then all the better for you.

Now don't worry this post is not about the discovery of a She-Hulk movie, if such a thing was ever discovered, my head would explode because of the agony and stupidity...even if I didn't know about it. My God lets hope that no writers come to this humble page and read this and get some naughty ideas. No, in reality I have a little venting to do, I'm not sure how long it will go on for so bare with me. Basically what I am talking about here is how disgusting Kelly Rippa's arms are. I mean my god, there are athletic women and then there are chicks who start looking like dudes. Lets review. Now I don't actually watch Regis and Kelly, but I do watch TV and I have seen the washing detergent commercial with her in it.

Jesus Christ it looks like someone sowed a man's arms on her. I mean I am all for women who enjoy working out and doing weights and stuff but I mean her biceps are just unattractive on every level. Some of you may think (especially some women) that this distaste stems from perhaps being emasculated by the fact (in all truth) that Kelly Rippa could probably kick my ass in a fair fight. This however, is untrue, it actually stems from the fact that its just fucking gross, embracing a woman like that feels like your hugging your younger brother or something. You think to yourself, hey here is this hot chick, cause I won't lie I think Kelly Rippa is cute, but then you take a woman like that into your arms and feel the caressing touch of her biceps bulging and glistening in the lights, looking like leather or putty stretched tight over rock. *Shudder*

Now one of the worst parts about all of this is that Mrs. Rippa makes a point of always wearing armless shirts and showing her grotesqueries to the world, probably because if she wore a regular shirt then her arms would rip through them when she "accidentally" flexed for the camera. And while we are on the topic of that commercial she is in, it starts as a dinner party, a man spills on the table cloth and she says "don't worry about it" and rips the table cloth away with everything still on it, made possible because of her ripped arms. Then she says "everyone follow me", then the screen goes black and it says One Hour Later, and then they appear in the laundry room. What The FUCK! What were they doing for one whole hour, finding their way through her house or something, a quick gang bang on the way there, or did she carry all of them to the laundry room, not that it would slow her down.

Anyways, point being is that unless you have some kind of fetish, big armed women are just not attractive, like ever time I see Kelly Rippa I just really say out loud WAFN LOL.

Hey, so many of you will remember a post I did a while ago, looking at a site called what happened in Piedmont. Now most of you were hopefully clever enough to figure out that the whole story was just that, a story. It said so right in the disclaimer, if you don't believe me…then fuck you. Anyways, the point I'm getting to is that the whole point of the site was viral campaigning for a two part A&E remake of The Andromeda Strain, which is based on the book of the same name by Michael Crichton. I recently watched both parts and it was pretty good. It had some familiar actors and half decent special effects.

***SPIOLER ALERT***

So here is a run down of the movie. A US satellite crashes outside of Piedmont, Utah and is then (stupidly) opened by the yokels who live there. Why they do this, we don't know but WOW do they pay the price. Inside of this satellite is the virus/bioweapon code-named Andromeda. It is an airborne virus, which causes the either instant death via brain clots and blood coagulation or causes extreme suicidal or murderous attitudes. Such as the guy who cuts his own head of with a chain saw...or the woman who self-immolates. It’s all good fun though. The governments reacts with its Wildfire Team, which is a collection of the best scientists on the subject in the country gathered together into a top-secret super advanced lab to try and crack the secrets of Andromeda. Two survivors are found in the small town, a drunk and a baby. Eventually the virus begins to spread via animals. When the President orders and then cancels a tactical Nuke strike to destroy the virus, the warhead is accidentally detonated when the virus attacks...yes attacks, the jet carrying it. Andromeda feeds off the radiation and spreads. To make a long story short, they eventually find that there is a wormhole close to earth and that is where the virus came from. The Wildfire team surmises that the virus was sent to them from a future Earth through the wormhole so that a past Earth, with more unused resources, could destroy it. The virus can apparently communicate with itself, mutate to affect all life forms and has no apparent weaknesses. It is then discovered that there is a message in the virus itself in binary code, giving them the cure, a bacteria found at the bottom of the Ocean. It is manufactured and released to annihilate Andromeda. It is later found as the movie closes that a sample of the virus is kept by the government in a vault on a satellite orbiting the Earth.

All in all it was a cool movie but left me wanting. Like where did the virus come from? Why did the government keep some? Why was Jackie Chan not in the movie?...Sorry about that last one, the TV is on in the background. 

In other movie news, I recently watched Strange Wilderness with the guys and we fuckin laughed! If you liked Grandma's Boy you will love Strange Wilderness. It is much of the same cast but add in Jonah Hill, Steve Zahn, and Justin Long (or the Mac guy, yea I hope you like what Mac has done to you Mister Long!?) to make an even funnier movie. It is basically about a group of guys who do a discovery channelesk wildlife show...but are really bad at it. The network decides to cancel the show, but they have a chance to save it when they find a map that could lead them to the legendary big foot's lair. All I have to say is that if you watch this movie after having a lot to drink it will most likely be twice as funny. Disturbingly enough there is a cock shot in the movie but there are at least some boobage to make up for it. Apparently cock shots are in this year, or at least Strange Wilderness, Herald and Kumar II, and Forgetting Sarah Marshal would like us to think so. Hopefully this does not last.

The TV has just informed me that Jackie Chan has his own restaurant and brand of cookies...I am no longer complete, I must go try these! I hope his food literally kicks my ass.

What you should take away from this post is that the future Earth is filled with assholes that send viruses back in time, big foot could save your career, cocks are in, Jackie Chan makes food for the general public, and Logicalnot's daemons suck nads... 

Soooo hey all I am back, and hopefully now getting back into the regular groove of posting unlike other members of this site lul. So first off, new Indiana Jones movie. I won't lie, I liked it, and not just because I like Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones and Shai Labeouf, but it was just good old fashion fun with Dr. Jones. It had the comedy, romance, action and exotic locals that the Jones movies always come with. Now I do have to say that I still like The Last Crusade more, but I mean come on right, the NAZIs are the ultimate bad guy. Some may say that It is to fantastical, and I won't say why because I hate spoilers, but I will say that when compared with his other adventures it really isn’t that far fetched, such as the ark of the covenant melting people.

Speaking of Jones finding artifacts and fossils, the bones that compose my Tomb King army are readying themselves for war, and if the followers of Khorne want skulls for the skull throne then I will give him some via screaming skull catapult. In the hollow sockets of the eyes of the tomb kings, the daemons shall now the end is neigh. 

For those of you keeping up with the tomb king - daemon rivalry, feel free to take a side and leave some comments.

"Lightning shall sunder the skies, the rivers will flow with blood and war will come to the land. The legions of the long-dead kings shall once more rise eternal in conquest, and death shall ride beside them." - Settra, The Eternal King of Nehekhara

So hey all, just got back from a weekend in Toronto with Logicalnot. It was pretty awesome and consisted of spending lots of money, eating lots of good food (Thai food rocks), drinking lots of beer and playing lots of video games. Any time we spent not doing that, we admired the beautiful women of Toronto in their natural habitats. We stopped off in a Games Workshop, the first one Logicalnot had ever been in and he was awe-struck by the much larger selection, compared to that of our home town location. We both bought new units to build our new armies, his Daemons, and my Tomb Kings. The guy working their seemed pretty cool except for the massive stain in the middle of his shirt, but then again pad sew made a huge mess all over my shirt and I am not even sure how!

The ride to and from Toronto was spent listening to good tunes, both from my iPod and from some sweet radio stations we found, if you are ever in the area give Z 103 a listen or tune in to Kim Mitchel's afternoon show on The Q fm. It’s a good thing we had the tunes as we got stuck in traffic on the 400N because of an accident...n00b drivers. It was horrible we left at 10:30am and got home at 3:30pm....eww. It took every bit of willpower to not go and see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull while in Toronto but promises were made and had to be kept. Speaking of that, how the hell does Speed Racer go to the IMAX and Indiana Jones not!!! Its a travesty!! Well at least The Dark Knight will be in IMAX. When I have seen them I will give you my two cents on both of them.

Video game wise I tried out Blacksite Area 51, which Logicalnot had recently bought. Now a while back I had downloaded the demo for this game off of Xbox Live. It seemed solid with a cool storyline, game mechanics and graphics. I mean squad moral is a cool idea, fighting aliens on Earth is awesome, and who can say no to fully destructible environments. Well let me tell you, its not what it seems. First of fully destructible environments are cool...when the developers account for it by places a decent number of non-destructible pieces of cover, because in this game there essentially no where to hide where you can also fight back. Also the game is full of glitches, whether it be items floating in mid air, going where the game does not want you, resulting in lag, invisible walls, passing through objects, or not being able to shoot something...the list goes on. I believe in always playing on the hardest difficulty on a game from the get go, but in this game it is a little too hard when combined with the games other down falls. Your squad mates become completely inept and are only good as a distraction. The enemy has like 110% accuracy and seems to be able to see through objects because they always know where you are. All in all the game seems a little rushed, graphics are still pretty sweet but there is just to much wrong with it, all in all I rate this game a "don't bother".

Other than that we went back a few years and play Star Wars Battlefront II. This game is always fun, as it lets you partake in huge battles (space and ground) in the Star Wars universe, as you and your friends try to take over the galaxy planet by planet either together or in versus. You can play in both time eras and as either side (Rebels, Empire, Republic, CIS). Logicalnot and me played as the republic and took the galaxy with the help of Jedi and tanks! This game may not have the best graphics or be the perfect game, but is definitely a lot of fun and worth playing. The story campaign is also co-op, more games should be co-op!

Speaking of Co-op, last weekend myself and IMTHINKING rented Army of Two...great game. Maybe a little short, but good graphics, co-op play, cool story, and fun features like interactions with you partner, buying your weapons as you accumulate cash, pimping out your weapons (literally with gold and diamonds, but such is the life of a mercenary). Grab one of your friends go play this game and I challenge you not to play it all the way through. I am sure you can look foreward to a post from LogicalNot about our little trip as well, he has some cool pictures to share I think.