Hey, so many of you will remember a post I did a while ago, looking at a site called what happened in Piedmont. Now most of you were hopefully clever enough to figure out that the whole story was just that, a story. It said so right in the disclaimer, if you don't believe me…then fuck you. Anyways, the point I'm getting to is that the whole point of the site was viral campaigning for a two part A&E remake of The Andromeda Strain, which is based on the book of the same name by Michael Crichton. I recently watched both parts and it was pretty good. It had some familiar actors and half decent special effects.

***SPIOLER ALERT***

So here is a run down of the movie. A US satellite crashes outside of Piedmont, Utah and is then (stupidly) opened by the yokels who live there. Why they do this, we don't know but WOW do they pay the price. Inside of this satellite is the virus/bioweapon code-named Andromeda. It is an airborne virus, which causes the either instant death via brain clots and blood coagulation or causes extreme suicidal or murderous attitudes. Such as the guy who cuts his own head of with a chain saw...or the woman who self-immolates. It’s all good fun though. The governments reacts with its Wildfire Team, which is a collection of the best scientists on the subject in the country gathered together into a top-secret super advanced lab to try and crack the secrets of Andromeda. Two survivors are found in the small town, a drunk and a baby. Eventually the virus begins to spread via animals. When the President orders and then cancels a tactical Nuke strike to destroy the virus, the warhead is accidentally detonated when the virus attacks...yes attacks, the jet carrying it. Andromeda feeds off the radiation and spreads. To make a long story short, they eventually find that there is a wormhole close to earth and that is where the virus came from. The Wildfire team surmises that the virus was sent to them from a future Earth through the wormhole so that a past Earth, with more unused resources, could destroy it. The virus can apparently communicate with itself, mutate to affect all life forms and has no apparent weaknesses. It is then discovered that there is a message in the virus itself in binary code, giving them the cure, a bacteria found at the bottom of the Ocean. It is manufactured and released to annihilate Andromeda. It is later found as the movie closes that a sample of the virus is kept by the government in a vault on a satellite orbiting the Earth.

All in all it was a cool movie but left me wanting. Like where did the virus come from? Why did the government keep some? Why was Jackie Chan not in the movie?...Sorry about that last one, the TV is on in the background. 

In other movie news, I recently watched Strange Wilderness with the guys and we fuckin laughed! If you liked Grandma's Boy you will love Strange Wilderness. It is much of the same cast but add in Jonah Hill, Steve Zahn, and Justin Long (or the Mac guy, yea I hope you like what Mac has done to you Mister Long!?) to make an even funnier movie. It is basically about a group of guys who do a discovery channelesk wildlife show...but are really bad at it. The network decides to cancel the show, but they have a chance to save it when they find a map that could lead them to the legendary big foot's lair. All I have to say is that if you watch this movie after having a lot to drink it will most likely be twice as funny. Disturbingly enough there is a cock shot in the movie but there are at least some boobage to make up for it. Apparently cock shots are in this year, or at least Strange Wilderness, Herald and Kumar II, and Forgetting Sarah Marshal would like us to think so. Hopefully this does not last.

The TV has just informed me that Jackie Chan has his own restaurant and brand of cookies...I am no longer complete, I must go try these! I hope his food literally kicks my ass.

What you should take away from this post is that the future Earth is filled with assholes that send viruses back in time, big foot could save your career, cocks are in, Jackie Chan makes food for the general public, and Logicalnot's daemons suck nads... 

Hey guys, so I am sitting at home right now flipping through the channels and even with digital cable it seems that there is nothing on to watch, even with the movie channels its seems I am stuck with The Return of Superman. I thought I would just share with you why Superman is the lamest super hero in the world.

First off, the guy looks like an uber tool. I mean if he didn't have "super" abilities he would just be a loser living at home with his grandma with no life. No hair style and even his super costume looks lame, Peter Parker is like 19 years old and MADE himself his costume, which looks bad ass, and Superman just put on pajamas...bad ones. They probably have a butt flap if you took the time to look, and that probably happens a lot with all that gay action he gets, Lois Lane is purely for appearances.

Next we find that essentially he is to powerful. He basically can't be stopped by anything, so there can be no real villains because Superman can just wreck them. he is super fast, can fly, breath frost, x-ray vision, can can't be killed by bullets or bombs or anything like that, has super strength....What’s the point of a hero that is never in danger, you already know he will always win?! You may find yourself wondering, what a bizarre assortment of powers, what is the reason for these powers. Now originally they had some merit because he couldn't fly he just could leap a whole building, and other than that he was just really tough and super strong, being because his home planet of Krypton had a ridiculously higher gravity than Earth's, so being on Earth he was "super human", but now he has all these others powers that make no sense and take away any sense of realism from him.

Another thing I find odd is that his only "weakness" are pieces of his own home planet...so being at home kills him? Now maybe that’s ignorant of me to say but honestly how did pieces of his planet find their way here? They would be so few and far between that he is basically invincible, and to me it seems stupid that his home planet hurts him. Now we can't go without mentioning how stupid his "disguise" is. No glasses he is super man and glasses he is Clark!? WTF! Like of all the frustrating things, is everyone is the Superman universe fucking retarded or is it just me. It wouldn't be so bad except that it even works with people that he is always face to face with. Because he is so powerful the last movie was lame enough that his arch nemesis was...a rock...Yes that’s right it was Superman verses THE MINERAL oohohohhhoooooooohhhohhhh.

Also, Superman has like no emotion, he pisses and moans about Lois Lane and other than that he is emotionless, look at Spiderman, Batman, the X-Men, they are all rife with both personal conflicts and the worldly troubles of the times, not to mention arch-enemies for some flavor. Superman has who?..Lex Luthar, a bald guy with an ego who is mad GRRR look out I'm gonna throw money at you GRR!

Hey guys and dolls, I am back and long over due. Exams finally over, I finally make it back home, and just when I think I am out of the woods...I have my wisdom teeth cut out and am now once again incapacitated. So I thought that I would do a post. Recently saw the Iron Man movie, and as I am sure you have heard it was amazing. Great CG, acting, story line, everything was great. It is possibly the best Marvel movie I have seen thus far. If you were unfortunate enough to not stay after the credits then go see it again and stay till the end. It worth it! I mean you could find it on Youtube, but you may as well just go see the whole movie again, it was that good after all.

The Iron Man video game was not such a hit. While the graphics is not bad, the voice acting and cut scenes were horrible, and the game play was repetitive and frustrating. Leave this one on the shelf boys and girls; it’s not even fit to be there though. 

 Those of you keeping up with Warhammer, the new Daemon Army has just been released and it is ridiculously powerful. The daemons being bad enough already have had their ward save increased to a 5+ against all types of attacks. They instability test is now more like the undead tests, so entire units cannot go "poof" any more. And if that were not bad enough, the demonic heralds, can be added to their own type of daemons to give increased benefits, such as hatred against everyone with killing blow (Khorne) or always striking first (Slannesh), regeneration (Nurgle). Next on the chopping block will be a new Chaos Mortals list and the Dark Elves.

That’s all for now, sorry the post is short, but I wearing from lack of solid foods.

Alright people its time this site expanded its resources. We've had a category for Movies that has barely been touched so its time I put my two cents in here.

Today I would like to give you good people a short preview of my summer movie "Must see" list. First off comes what may be my most anticipated movie of the entire year...that's right, The Dark Knight! In this summer blockbuster the dark crusader returns to fight crime in the rotting criminal underworld of Gotham city. After coming down hard on criminals and forcing them into a corner, they turn to the only man insanely brilliant and gruesome enough to take on Batman...they call him The Joker. Lets check out the trailer...ooo, it gives me goose bumps.

Christian Bale reprises his role as Batman alongside Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth and Heath Leger in what I am expecting to be his best performed role yet, and sadly his last as The Joker.

Next we move to a lighter movie that I am also looking forward to with glee. It’s called Tropic Thunder and it is looking like a comedic masterpiece to come. With an all-star cast of Ben Stiller (writer/director), Jack Black, Brandon T. Jackson, Jay Baruchel and Robert Downy Jr. as an actor who turns himself black for a role...LOLz. The story is something like Platoon on acid..lol. A group of actors thinks they are shooting a Vietnam war movie but in fact the director has secretly dropped them in the jungle to fend for themselves...the only problem is they still think they are filming, lol. This movie should have audiences ROFLing in the theatre. Here's the trailer.

That's right ladies and gentlemen its over...no more fluffiness and gum drops, now we have skin tight leather and oozing blood. You all should remember Teletoon, a television network devoted to showing nothing but cartoons. Well I remember in the begining the most horrific thing shown on Teletoon was maggie and the ferocious beast. BUT, what should happen while I was channel surfing yesterday? Well, I came across this little gem playing on Teletoon called "Heavy Metal 2000 aka Heavy Metal FAKK 2", a gorey sexually charged sci-fi that seems to have no plot to it at all, but does feature Billy Idol's voice acting...LoLz. So what did I do?.....I watched, lol. Scene after scene of hot naked anime chicks, spaceship battles, gallons of blood and guts, mild rape, a 3 foot high rock gollum that doesn't say or do much (lolz) and to top it all off...a lizard man gladiator duel over a pit of lava. TAKE THAT COEN BROTHERS! So as I was sitting there trying to figure out what was going on  I thought to myself "everything  is proceeding as I have forseen" (Star wars quote). The transition is complete and society has finally moved to a glorious new level of depravety, and I for one LoL'd.

Unlike LogicalNot, I was able to snag some screenshots so you all can see whats roudning its way through my twisted mind, LoL. Enjoy! and until next time everyone, Cheers...