Hey guys, I would like to start off saying that Sony fanboys are idiots, I would put up with their nonsense if half of the shit they said was true...but it isn't...

Follow this link, and read the report...then call all your Sony fanboy friends and tell them to suck on an xbox360 shaped lemon. Remember to read some of the comments at the bottom of the story, because oddly enough (here are Sony fanboys for you) they talk about how much 360 sucks and how they traded in the 360s for PS3s....Did they read the article or just the title??? Idiots.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6195131.html?action=convert&om_clk=latestnews&tag=latestnews;title;0

 All they ever babble on about is the "good ol days" when it was just them and Nintendo and they didn't really need to do well because Nintendo has never really been, nor tried to be, a graphics power house, and Nintendo got the games for Younger audiences while Sony took the more mature audience as well. Then one-day shit hit the fan for Sony and Microsoft released the Xbox, a system that was more powerful, more financially free, and could compete in the gaming market for the mature audience. Then the PS2 had o put up with years of being spanked. Then the 360 was released and shortly after the PS3, now Sony had something that was suppose to be on the same level of play. Except that in Sony's reckless abandon to climb back on top of console gamming, they made wild promises about games and technology. Some of it was untrue, some of it still was true but left out important details. In the end you get the above article...Sony net revenues dropping.

 You know why people are buying PS3s, because they are cheap blue ray players. I bet that half the people who own a PS3 aren’t even gamers! Then the die-hard fanboys come out saying that they have a bunch of good games...They don't. The ones they do have are multi-platform and perform better on a 360. This has been proven in a side-by-side comparison on various websites. Sony has one good exclusive game which is MGS4, 360 has bought their other titles and it won't be long before they buy that as well. In comparison the 360 has more exclusive titles included blockbusters like the Halo series, Gears of War, Fable, Too Human, Mass Effect and more. I will concede hat under the hood the PS3 has the capabilities to produce better looking and smoother running games than the 360. BUT it doesn’t happen because it is both more difficult and more expensive for developers to program to Sony's system needs.

Anyways, I had to get that off my chest, until next time!

Hey, so many of you will remember a post I did a while ago, looking at a site called what happened in Piedmont. Now most of you were hopefully clever enough to figure out that the whole story was just that, a story. It said so right in the disclaimer, if you don't believe me…then fuck you. Anyways, the point I'm getting to is that the whole point of the site was viral campaigning for a two part A&E remake of The Andromeda Strain, which is based on the book of the same name by Michael Crichton. I recently watched both parts and it was pretty good. It had some familiar actors and half decent special effects.

***SPIOLER ALERT***

So here is a run down of the movie. A US satellite crashes outside of Piedmont, Utah and is then (stupidly) opened by the yokels who live there. Why they do this, we don't know but WOW do they pay the price. Inside of this satellite is the virus/bioweapon code-named Andromeda. It is an airborne virus, which causes the either instant death via brain clots and blood coagulation or causes extreme suicidal or murderous attitudes. Such as the guy who cuts his own head of with a chain saw...or the woman who self-immolates. It’s all good fun though. The governments reacts with its Wildfire Team, which is a collection of the best scientists on the subject in the country gathered together into a top-secret super advanced lab to try and crack the secrets of Andromeda. Two survivors are found in the small town, a drunk and a baby. Eventually the virus begins to spread via animals. When the President orders and then cancels a tactical Nuke strike to destroy the virus, the warhead is accidentally detonated when the virus attacks...yes attacks, the jet carrying it. Andromeda feeds off the radiation and spreads. To make a long story short, they eventually find that there is a wormhole close to earth and that is where the virus came from. The Wildfire team surmises that the virus was sent to them from a future Earth through the wormhole so that a past Earth, with more unused resources, could destroy it. The virus can apparently communicate with itself, mutate to affect all life forms and has no apparent weaknesses. It is then discovered that there is a message in the virus itself in binary code, giving them the cure, a bacteria found at the bottom of the Ocean. It is manufactured and released to annihilate Andromeda. It is later found as the movie closes that a sample of the virus is kept by the government in a vault on a satellite orbiting the Earth.

All in all it was a cool movie but left me wanting. Like where did the virus come from? Why did the government keep some? Why was Jackie Chan not in the movie?...Sorry about that last one, the TV is on in the background. 

In other movie news, I recently watched Strange Wilderness with the guys and we fuckin laughed! If you liked Grandma's Boy you will love Strange Wilderness. It is much of the same cast but add in Jonah Hill, Steve Zahn, and Justin Long (or the Mac guy, yea I hope you like what Mac has done to you Mister Long!?) to make an even funnier movie. It is basically about a group of guys who do a discovery channelesk wildlife show...but are really bad at it. The network decides to cancel the show, but they have a chance to save it when they find a map that could lead them to the legendary big foot's lair. All I have to say is that if you watch this movie after having a lot to drink it will most likely be twice as funny. Disturbingly enough there is a cock shot in the movie but there are at least some boobage to make up for it. Apparently cock shots are in this year, or at least Strange Wilderness, Herald and Kumar II, and Forgetting Sarah Marshal would like us to think so. Hopefully this does not last.

The TV has just informed me that Jackie Chan has his own restaurant and brand of cookies...I am no longer complete, I must go try these! I hope his food literally kicks my ass.

What you should take away from this post is that the future Earth is filled with assholes that send viruses back in time, big foot could save your career, cocks are in, Jackie Chan makes food for the general public, and Logicalnot's daemons suck nads... 

So if you will all recall my last post detailing the Spike TV airing of the Star Wars saga, and that there would be a "blockbuster" announcement for Star Wars gaming. There were many speculations as what this could mean. Possibly a KOTOR 3, a Star Wars Battlefront 3, a KOTOR MMORPG, or an all-new Star Wars game all together.

Now, knowing that Lucas Arts and Bioware are once again united in their efforts to produce something grand, the scales were tipped towards KOTOR 3 or a KOTOR MMORPG. However, having just watch the game announcement I can tell you that it was...less than adequate. It was cool but nowhere near "blockbuster" and actually didn't have anything to do with a game title announcement. 

The announcement was merely that for the first whole level of the upcoming The Force Unleashed, the player will be controlling Darth Vader on an attack of the Wookie home planet of Kashyyyk.

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Yup that’s it, why are you still here...go on...leave...there isn't any more to say.... that’s all she wrote.... go practice your force powers so you can use them to destroy Game Trailer for their absurd build up of this announcement.

Until next time, may the force be with you...always

That's right ladies and gentlemen its over...no more fluffiness and gum drops, now we have skin tight leather and oozing blood. You all should remember Teletoon, a television network devoted to showing nothing but cartoons. Well I remember in the begining the most horrific thing shown on Teletoon was maggie and the ferocious beast. BUT, what should happen while I was channel surfing yesterday? Well, I came across this little gem playing on Teletoon called "Heavy Metal 2000 aka Heavy Metal FAKK 2", a gorey sexually charged sci-fi that seems to have no plot to it at all, but does feature Billy Idol's voice acting...LoLz. So what did I do?.....I watched, lol. Scene after scene of hot naked anime chicks, spaceship battles, gallons of blood and guts, mild rape, a 3 foot high rock gollum that doesn't say or do much (lolz) and to top it all off...a lizard man gladiator duel over a pit of lava. TAKE THAT COEN BROTHERS! So as I was sitting there trying to figure out what was going on  I thought to myself "everything  is proceeding as I have forseen" (Star wars quote). The transition is complete and society has finally moved to a glorious new level of depravety, and I for one LoL'd.

Unlike LogicalNot, I was able to snag some screenshots so you all can see whats roudning its way through my twisted mind, LoL. Enjoy! and until next time everyone, Cheers...