I'm BACK...sorry for the long absence everyone...

Anyways, I have never been a huge Warhammer fan unlike the other members of the WAFN crew but I must say this...This game looks AWESOME. For those of you who don't know, Dawn of War is the PC RTS version of the popular strategy game by Games Workshop called Warhammer 40 000 which centers around outrageously violent battles between various warring races within the 40K universe. The original Dawn of War and its expansions have been retardedly successful and this sequel looks like it may make 40K lovers cream their para-slacks. The visuals in this game will be stunning to say the least and the online play is rumoured to be taking a new direction then what Dawn of War enthusiasts are used to. That's right people, word is that you will be able to play online campaign co-op instead of just regular comp stomp. "RTS co-op....fucking sweet". Not only this but the campaign in general will be much different than your average RTS. Relic, the developers of the game, say that the campaign for Dawn of War 2 will have features that link it more closely to an RPG than an RTS "ala Mass effect". For example, for the space marines you will be in control of the same squad of units for the duration of the game which you can upgrade and add to when needed as well as adding individualized leaders. You will take this squad throughout the 40K universe in a space ship going back and forth from different planets running into optional story sequences "just like the distress signals in Mass Effect, lolz".

This game is not quite near finished but I have to say I am excited to find out more, and hopefully you are too Lolz. Thats all I have for you today faithful readers, feel free to check out the sweet snippet of gameplay I aquired from IGN. Cheers 

Well I suppose I am obligated to write now. Thanks Storm!  Lulz. NPD00DZ.

So yeah like Storm said Toronto like pwned and stuff. There were a few locations I regret not hitting but I think the excessive amounts of Thai food and Mandarin (during crab fest I might add) made up for it. There is a small breakfast diner in Toronto on College street just east of Bathurst called Maggy's. Basically this restaurant is the shit. Eventhough some of you might be like "oh maggy's thats where Jeremy from purepwnage goes you copy-cat" I don't really care. Because Jeremy did put the idea in our head but eating unveiled the truth about Toronto breakfast diners. That truth being, if it has a sign and is easy to find, its not worth your time. And I will live by that from now on. Wanna know what Maggy's sign is? It's a printed off 8.5x11" piece of paper in a page protector taped with pasking tape to their window. Thats class ladies and gentlemen.

But aside from the lack of awesome breakfast food I regret not baptizing Storm into the glory that is strippers. You see we had talked about it a bit, then forgot about it, then talked about it some more, then forgot, then my girlfriend urged me to take him (cool eh), and then we were gonna go and stuff, and then we drained our bank accounts on thai food. Which you might all think is ridiculous. But I have never been so satisfied in my life than the day we had Thai food three times. And those weren't even out meals!

So we didn't go.

So...

We'll go another time.

I don't really have alot of stories to share. The weekend, as Stormtruper said, consisted of alot of food and beer and video games. And it doesn't get much better than that my friends. If by chance we could talk a stripper into stripping next to the TV while we gamed then perhaps it might be slightly better. But in all honesty that doesn't even really affect the awesome that this weekend was too much.

When it comes down to it, a guy can't ask for much more. We pwned the droid army. We drank a 24. We ate as much cultural food as we could. AND we got some more pieces for our armies.  Which make me kind of sad because Stormtruper is all delusional thinking he can beat my daemons now. Just be delicate with him guys, its not his fault my daemons are unstoppable.

Ps. If anybody wants to see the one picture I did take this weekend leave it in the comments. K THX BAI.

Flaming torches bearing nothing but poo,

LogicalNot 

So it appears two of our writers are taking an extended vacation for a month since they last wrote. Which really puts the pressure on those of us who do write to make more posts, more frequently and more awesome. Well I can't promise awesome but I certainly will try to write more until the other two get back in the boat.

If you've been paying attention you know I've gotten into the Warhammer realm recently and finally played my first matches yesterday. It went well. I mean my demon army kept the game running into the last round despite the fact that we lost. Mind you alot of attacks were focussed on imthinking's Ogre army to avoid them coming into base-contact with the opposing armies: lizardmen and high elves. Which if your a warhammer gamer, you can imagine would be pretty shitty if your on a team army where all your units rely on brute force in base-contact battle. Basically it took half the game of watching our guys get picked off by their magic before we could get close enough to charge. Sigh. It was hard to watch. It certainly made me realize I need some ranged, faster, and magic units in my army. Which is what I'm doing today because an all Khorne army, although superiorly strong, can't cut it strategically.

My second game in warhammer I won, in a massacre of all things! I played against Storm's Orc army in a hand to hand skirmish match for 1000 point armies. I got lucky a few times. His troops failed animosity testing twice so they couldn't do anything for two rounds. And my army is just ridiculous for hand to hand. So my respect goes out to storm for giving me that opportunity. I know if he had it any other way than a "training match" he'd have some ranged weapons and would have hurt me bad before I could even get close to him.

Other than that, the lil girl is gone to Vietnam for a month. Life will be hard without her.

I'm not sure if any of the others have filled you all in about the COD4 tourney we were supposed to take part in. But basically some d00d was hosting a COD4 tourney and he invited Rapidfire who in turn invited his clan: the WAFN boys. So we were all stoked up ont his tourney and were going to start training and stuff when hosting-d00d decided to be a t00l. T00l decided to postpone the tourney until October to accomodate the release of the upcomming GOW2 game. Which all fine and all except the fact that now WAFN cannot partake in pwning a bunch of bitch-ass n00bs up North because we'll all be down south at school again at that point. 

News.. news... news.... hmm nothing else to tell. To be honest I've been pretty lazy with the site myself. I haven't kept up with the news or anything. So really I'm bringing you everything I vowed I wouldn't at the beginning of this project: a mass of personal bullshit that nobody cares about. Sorry d00dz.

I'm done for now, I'll see you all in hell.

LogicalCock 

Hey guys and dolls, I am back and long over due. Exams finally over, I finally make it back home, and just when I think I am out of the woods...I have my wisdom teeth cut out and am now once again incapacitated. So I thought that I would do a post. Recently saw the Iron Man movie, and as I am sure you have heard it was amazing. Great CG, acting, story line, everything was great. It is possibly the best Marvel movie I have seen thus far. If you were unfortunate enough to not stay after the credits then go see it again and stay till the end. It worth it! I mean you could find it on Youtube, but you may as well just go see the whole movie again, it was that good after all.

The Iron Man video game was not such a hit. While the graphics is not bad, the voice acting and cut scenes were horrible, and the game play was repetitive and frustrating. Leave this one on the shelf boys and girls; it’s not even fit to be there though. 

 Those of you keeping up with Warhammer, the new Daemon Army has just been released and it is ridiculously powerful. The daemons being bad enough already have had their ward save increased to a 5+ against all types of attacks. They instability test is now more like the undead tests, so entire units cannot go "poof" any more. And if that were not bad enough, the demonic heralds, can be added to their own type of daemons to give increased benefits, such as hatred against everyone with killing blow (Khorne) or always striking first (Slannesh), regeneration (Nurgle). Next on the chopping block will be a new Chaos Mortals list and the Dark Elves.

That’s all for now, sorry the post is short, but I wearing from lack of solid foods.